Oh Yes They Did! The worst album titles ever(ish)
Naming an album is like naming your first born child, only far, far more important. After all, most babies drop, if you’ll pardon the pun, after a mere nine months, while true works of tortured musical genius can take up to 37 years in the case of the Beach Boys’ “SMiLE” or somewhere in the neighbourhood of 15 for Guns N’ Roses’ “Chinese Democracy” (which, much to the chagrin of dudes standing outside gas station convenience stores around the world, was really bad.)
Obviously, some people put more thought into it than others. No one’s about to fault the Beatles for “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” or Ted Nugent for his mastery of the pun on his live offering “Intensities in Ten Cities”, but we’re more than willing to heap rusty shovelfuls of scorn upon such lame attempts as Shontelle’s “Shontelligence” or Steps’ “Steptacular.”
So, in the spirit of unbridled negativity and in a tone of sheer mockery bordering on hostility, here are 10 albums with names that make us spray diet cream soda all over our unsuspecting monitors.
Any bad album titles burning a hole in your brain? Let us know…